Saturday, May 20, 2006
Too terrifying to be typed aloud
What is the truth of The Da Vinci Code
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Nikki- 24 model and promo girl
"My main ambition is to marry a premiership footballer" "man mad". "I think I'm just special" well you're right on one count kiddo...
Sezer 26 Entrepeneur
Illiterate who appears to have confused BB with the apprentice.
"I treat [women] as princesses while they're with me". Like Grace Kelly?
"I treat [women] as princesses while they're with me". Like Grace Kelly?
Lisa 27 Upholsterer
"How many Chinese people can you imagine talk like this"
Speaks Chinese with a manc accent. Seems to hear voices...
Speaks Chinese with a manc accent. Seems to hear voices...
Grace the Sloane Ranger
Has never paid to get into a club ever. Can't have done it through her charisma, or looks, or intelligence, ah... look at the lips.
She says her best feature's her personality, much like the pleasing sheen on a maggot
She says her best feature's her personality, much like the pleasing sheen on a maggot
Richard 33 Waiter
"I'd seduce a corpse" We can only hope you end up next to one soon. Preferably in the same fridge. With a couple of bags of cement on the lid....
Glyn, 18, Lifeguard
Voted sexiest lifeguard in north wales. And is a muppet.
Dawn, 38, Exercise Scientist
I look forward to her discourse on Kungian paradigms in exercise science.
She doesn't want friends.
She doesn't want friends.
Mikey, 23, Software developer and model, sexist
Why does venus williams demand the same pay as Mikey
Imogen a dit:
"I've got a degree. I love underwear."
Imogen, 23, bar hostess
The euphemism says it all.
Lea, 35, "actress"
And, per the news of the world, a certain type.
Plastic [insult]ic
Plastic [insult]ic
Shabaz, 37, unemployed
Accurately expects to be assassinated. Claims to have heard every insult. A challenge.
George, 19, student
Claims to be royal. Sounds like he's swallowed his silver coke spoon.
Very proud of what he is and who he is. A nomark.
Very proud of what he is and who he is. A nomark.
"Perfect Pete", 24, "Rock and Roll Singer"
A strange mix of Tourettes, meth, and a bipolar disorder. Appears to impersonate chickens.
If there's an opportunity in the house for someone to be on a leash, and he gets the chain, they'll be throttled in seconds.
If there's an opportunity in the house for someone to be on a leash, and he gets the chain, they'll be throttled in seconds.
Bonnie, 20, Care Worker
Appears to be several weeks pregnant. And a repellant human being. I expected no less.
Bonnie, 20, Care Worker
Appears to be several weeks pregnant. And a repellant human being. I expected no less.
BB7 - the grassy knoll
Shoot 'em all.
Big Brother 7 - the horror begins
First thought - after 2 weeks, tell them there's a drought outside.
Then have them build a still.
Then see who goes blind from drinking wood alcohol or blows themselves up
Then have them build a still.
Then see who goes blind from drinking wood alcohol or blows themselves up
